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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 15, 2008 9:10:02 GMT -5
- you want the state to tell you that your 40 year old girlfriend is wrong for being naked around her same-age male cousin
- you're currently jerkin it
- you want to complain that your food stamps just don't pay for as much as they used to
- you want to know whether or not Crist is a friend of Dorothy
- you're in jail and bored and want to chat
- you're old and bored and want to chat
- you've retired from here and bored and you want to chat
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Post by surfer5 on Apr 15, 2008 9:59:10 GMT -5
- you're old and bored and want to chat DAMMIT. |
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 15, 2008 10:24:35 GMT -5
That's why I made this messageboard.
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Post by debster on Apr 15, 2008 10:25:42 GMT -5
perhaps middle aged and bored and want to chat? maybe?
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 15, 2008 10:37:04 GMT -5
Only if you are not actually playing with yourself when you call.
Seriously, I kind of hate that dude.
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Post by debster on Apr 15, 2008 14:37:43 GMT -5
promise if i ever call you at work i'll try not to rub one out while talking to ya.  |
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 15, 2008 14:38:55 GMT -5
Well, Deb, I could probably give you a break on that one.
Actually, no, it's still creepy to have someone call you while practicing self-abuse.
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Post by debster on Apr 15, 2008 14:43:25 GMT -5
yeah, let's just leave those kind of private things kept in private. i would be too busy laughing my ass off to get too serious about it anyways.
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 15, 2008 14:44:30 GMT -5
If you're breathing heavy next time we talk on the phone, I'm hanging up.
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Post by debster on Apr 15, 2008 14:51:50 GMT -5
**pant...pant...pant...**
"Hank, I am your father..."
**pant..pant..pant..**
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Post by surfer5 on Apr 15, 2008 15:00:48 GMT -5
that is the creepiest thing i have read on this board. and that is saying something.
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Post by debster on Apr 15, 2008 16:16:02 GMT -5
that is the creepiest thing i have read on this board. and that is saying something. i aim to please. hahahaha! |
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Robbie
Joe Hawkins' babysitter
1, 2, 11 Beers
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Post by Robbie on Apr 15, 2008 16:19:05 GMT -5
I'm going to have to agree on that one, creepy.
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Post by laylawknee on Apr 15, 2008 16:41:34 GMT -5
Damn Hank, what am I supposed to do with my days now? You pretty much canceled out all my options!
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leila
home bum
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Post by leila on Apr 15, 2008 22:31:35 GMT -5
Do folks actually use the phrase "friend of Dorothy?"
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