Robbie
Joe Hawkins' babysitter
1, 2, 11 Beers
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Post by Robbie on Apr 26, 2008 15:08:10 GMT -5
How many boneheads does it take to change a light bulb? 41. 1 to change it and 40 to have his back.
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 27, 2008 12:29:45 GMT -5
How many skinheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, skins aren't afraid of the dark.
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leila
home bum
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Post by leila on Apr 28, 2008 1:14:56 GMT -5
A guy sits down at a restaurant and a waitress comes up to ask for his order. The guy says, "You must be single." She asks why and he says, "'Cause you're fucking ugly."
Yeah, I know it's terrible.
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Post by supershanemfc on Apr 28, 2008 6:06:57 GMT -5
How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?
10, 1 to do it and 9 to say they did it first and it isn't like it used to be. -shane
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 28, 2008 8:24:06 GMT -5
How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? What are you talking about? Punks can't change anything.
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leila
home bum
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Post by leila on Apr 28, 2008 9:36:10 GMT -5
How many elitist indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
You mean you don't know?
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 28, 2008 10:25:42 GMT -5
That's a good one, hadn't heard that one yet.
How many hardcore kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three - one to do it and two to hand out lyrics sheets.
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Post by debster on Apr 29, 2008 10:45:06 GMT -5
those are so bad it's hilarious. thanks guys. needed a laugh!
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 29, 2008 10:54:56 GMT -5
I love dumb jokes.
What's brown and sticky?
(A stick.)
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Post by laylawknee on Apr 29, 2008 10:59:14 GMT -5
What's red and bad for your teeth?
(A brick.)
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 29, 2008 11:03:57 GMT -5
What's fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it'd kill you?
(A pool table.)
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Post by laylawknee on Apr 29, 2008 11:14:24 GMT -5
Hahaha I haven't heard that one.
what has 75 balls and makes old ladies scream?
(Bingo!)
Alright that one's pretty bad...
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Post by laylawknee on Apr 29, 2008 11:20:14 GMT -5
But seriously thanks a lot. Though cheesy jokes made laugh a lot (maybe too much, haha), and gave me a little bit of that perk I'm desperately in need of right now.
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Post by sharpie marker on Apr 29, 2008 11:56:34 GMT -5
I like the bingo one! I'll tell that one to my mom.
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leila
home bum
Posts: 373
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Post by leila on Apr 29, 2008 12:15:59 GMT -5
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
(That's not funny.)
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