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leila home bum Posts: 373	fart text messages! May 1, 2008 17:19:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leila on May 1, 2008 17:19:12 GMT -5 gizmodo.com/386154/scent-text-messaging-patented-get-ready-to-smell-farts-from-3000-miles-away One day soon, you may be getting an awful smelling text message from Shane.
	It's a cold pizza slice of life!

laylawknee home bum Posts: 393	fart text messages! May 1, 2008 18:28:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by laylawknee on May 1, 2008 18:28:53 GMT -5 hahaha

sharpie marker The Keg a brand loyal man Posts: 3,279	fart text messages! May 2, 2008 9:10:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sharpie marker on May 2, 2008 9:10:51 GMT -5 DAMN YOU, GODLESS SCIENCE!
	they speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst

debster not a heroin addict No happy second, no happy minute, NO HAPPY HOUR!! okay, maybe a little one. Posts: 2,097	fart text messages! May 2, 2008 10:31:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by debster on May 2, 2008 10:31:13 GMT -5 that is just disturbing. ew. NO SHANE!!
	Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes

sharpie marker The Keg a brand loyal man Posts: 3,279	fart text messages! May 2, 2008 10:33:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sharpie marker on May 2, 2008 10:33:52 GMT -5 Now science needs to invent something he can wear that'll make his farts smell like fresh baked bread.
	they speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst

supershanemfc GasMaster Posts: 391	fart text messages! May 4, 2008 6:01:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by supershanemfc on May 4, 2008 6:01:11 GMT -5 May 2, 2008 10:31:13 GMT -5 debster said: that is just disturbing. ew. NO SHANE!! One day I will rule you all when I make a gun that uses my farts as ammo! -shane
	Its not gay if you use gloves.

laylawknee home bum Posts: 393	fart text messages! May 4, 2008 22:39:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by laylawknee on May 4, 2008 22:39:19 GMT -5 that would be awful

supershanemfc GasMaster Posts: 391	fart text messages! May 5, 2008 1:55:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by supershanemfc on May 5, 2008 1:55:54 GMT -5 May 4, 2008 22:39:19 GMT -5 laylawknee said: that would be awful I think what you wanted to say was "that would be amazing and I would be your best friend out of fear of the gas." -shane
	Its not gay if you use gloves.

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fart text messages! May 5, 2008 8:44:53 GMT -5

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that is just disturbing. ew.
NO SHANE!!

One day I will rule you all when I make a gun that uses my farts as ammo!
-shane

If only you would use your powers for good instead of evil.

they speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst

debster not a heroin addict No happy second, no happy minute, NO HAPPY HOUR!! okay, maybe a little one. Posts: 2,097	fart text messages! May 5, 2008 9:14:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by debster on May 5, 2008 9:14:07 GMT -5 ".....and in the news today, Shane Humphrey's one-man world domination was ended today when an unidentified rival successfully implanted a can of Oust into Mr. Humphrey's rectum ending his reign of gassis tyrany."
	Last Edit: May 5, 2008 9:14:24 GMT -5 by debster Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes

leila home bum Posts: 373	fart text messages! May 5, 2008 10:16:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leila on May 5, 2008 10:16:40 GMT -5 I just don't want to think about how that can of Oust would get in his ass.
	It's a cold pizza slice of life!

sharpie marker The Keg a brand loyal man Posts: 3,279	fart text messages! May 5, 2008 10:59:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sharpie marker on May 5, 2008 10:59:00 GMT -5 I think it would involve a sexy counterspy and a lot of Jack Daniels.
	they speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst

supershanemfc GasMaster Posts: 391	fart text messages! May 6, 2008 5:50:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by supershanemfc on May 6, 2008 5:50:26 GMT -5 May 5, 2008 10:59:00 GMT -5 sharpie marker said: I think it would involve a sexy counterspy and a lot of Jack Daniels. I don't think there is enough jack in the world for that to work. -shane
	Its not gay if you use gloves.

sharpie marker The Keg a brand loyal man Posts: 3,279	fart text messages! May 6, 2008 8:25:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sharpie marker on May 6, 2008 8:25:58 GMT -5 Okay, so a REALLY sexy counterspy.
	they speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst

debster not a heroin addict No happy second, no happy minute, NO HAPPY HOUR!! okay, maybe a little one. Posts: 2,097	fart text messages! May 6, 2008 8:46:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by debster on May 6, 2008 8:46:59 GMT -5 and maybe A LOT of jack daniels.
	Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes