where is everybody today?

[sharpie marker]

I know you fuckers ain't working. Here's what I think you're doing:

- Shane: dressing up in women's shoes. Or, maybe, pooping.
- Jacob: drinking bottle after bottle of nyquil in his basement and defending that as "not breaking edge, because I really like the flavor"
- Debbie: trolling craigslist for "Hot College-Age Sexxx Toys"
- Jessica: I have no idea what Jessica does all day
- Billy: working on his massive guns
- Leila: drove up to Baltimore to stalk John Waters

[debster]

hey, hey, hey.... that's "hot MIDDLE-AGED sexxxxxxx toys"!!!!!!

[debster]

work.....busy....lots.....sorry.....gotta go....arg!!!

[sharpie marker]

Ha, yeah, go work. Get all your shit done so we can party tomorrow.

[leila]

Aw man, why didn't I think of that before?
I was in class and then valentine's gift shopping with Ana.

[sharpie marker]

That's the first thing I thought of when you said you were moving up there.

[supershanemfc]

I def had some beer shits today, but no women shoes.
-shane

[leila]

One of these days I really do have to go to Baltimore and try to meet John Waters.